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Tuesday, 20 July 2004

 

Britney Spears Caption Contest



for the "Britney Spears Caption Contest" what you have to do is think of the best caption to go wtih this picture



Britney What's Going On?



then post your caption



if that doesn't work look below, hit the comments link, then find the post comments and chose the "Or Post Anonymously" option when you go to post and it will be fine, if you have problems hit me up my e-mails garv@garv.net

Comments:
honest officer I don't know how I ended up naked with a mans head between my legs
 
I can't take it anymore! I need to show steve cai my boobs!
 
I just shat in my dress singing ,Three Blind Mice , on the Barney set ! The crowd went wild in making me a star on Animal Planet !
 
lol I had forgotten about this. great work guys keep it up.

regards
garv
 
666
 
Damn PMS.
 
I never used to be such a dirty whore
 
I miss Madonna so much :0(
 
"oops i did it again officer, it feels so good to have a man between my legs."

...and she continues...

"Yes officer, this is the third man today."
 
Justin left me......i married a scrawney little pimp wannabe....and ashley simpson is getting all my press....boohooo
 
Oh , Mama ! Do I hafta do it naked on my weddingnight ??!!
 
I just had the best sex yet , Mom ! I did it with Kelly Clarkson on a closed Toilet Seat !
 
Oh SHIT!! - I am pregnant!!!
 
DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN!
 
I just found out all that sperm I drank wasn't kosher.
 
Celebrities are just like the rest of us. In this picture, Britney has her "Dashboard Doctor" check the health of her baby and give her a quick bikini wax before she steps out in public.
 
I didn't offer him sex for money officer i know what i said. btw wanta fuck for a buck
 
I'm so bummed- I'm fat, pregnant, and have to cut my smoking down to 2 packs a day...
 
Oh my god!! My implants fell? And this whole time I thought I was just pregnant. Now everyone will know that I'm just another dumb blonde!!!
 
what? that dirty ass hobo forgot to weark a condom???
 
I never knew letting 20 guys shoot their loads in my ass would be so humiliating...
 
Aww Fuck, your telling me they Saw my Wang?
 
I can't believe its not butter!
 
The doctor said it was normal to have Hair growing under my tits!
 
I just realized Michael Jackson is the Father of my Unborn Child!
 
After all this time.. I thought the warts on my ass were normal.
 
hello daddy..

My Dog died?
 
can u save them docter?
 
OH NO ! The liquor store is closed !
 
"Oops, I high again and there's camera's everywhere! VIVA 420!!!
 
Shit im a prego now, why didn't i just swallow like i did with Justin...
 
Ill make a long story short, rosanne and 3 really sweaty pigs..
 
are u sure the fathers michal jackson?
 
i'm sorry did u want some?
 
Satan dumped me Father James.What am I going to do?
 
I'm a whore and I married loser
 
Britney reacts after someone finally breaks it to her that Kevin Federline isn't white trash "style", he's just white trash.
 
his dick........... its just toooooo small!
 
What?! I didn't know I had a penis!
 
Britney, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your backing tape was lost during the trip. You're going to have to sing unassisted tonight.

...

It was fun while it lasted.
 
BUT I WANT IT!
 
im a stupid douche bag.
 
"Um...I...I...can't believe Ashley Simpson has a new CD out....and...and...and I don't! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
 
I married who? I could've sworn he said his name was "King Ferdinand"
 
He's nothing like my first husband. He's still here the morning after!
 
I know backup dancers wear tight pants, but I didn't know it made their thingys that small.
 
I can't believe I married him. He wasn't even a Mousekateer!
 
My mother-in-law is a bigger slut than I am!
 
He promised he wouldn't cum inside me!
 
I can't believe this whole f***ing town is OUT of blonde hair dye!
 
كس امكم
 
God Damn, the foot soap didn't work! My feet still stink!
 
Damn my panties have gone up my ass again and I'm too fat to pick them out
 
"I shouldnt have taken it up the ass"
 
Breathe, breathe...it'll be okay, we'll find another 7-11 and get you a Slurpee.
 
.......kept doing it again and again and again....
 
I’m crying because I’m happy…. Happy I tell you … who wouldn’t be I got married to a low-life lame ass guy cause he got me pregnant .. we have known each other for days and now I look better than elephant seals have ever looked … true I can’t be shown in a stage cause I look so gross but that’s a small price to pay for all the wonderful benefits ….. of been with Kevin
 
someone took her CHEETOS away:)
 
Thats the last time I let Ted Kennedy drive me home!
 
where's my panties? ok not this set but the other ones definatly!
 
I married Kevin Federline?!
 
You didn't tell me you velcroed the seats!!!!
 

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